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OLET NIIN SOKEA ETTEI JEESUS VOI SINUA PARANTAA.
Apr

aosii:

MY DASH DID THE THING OHMYGOD

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starrose17:

From the little-known Vikings edition of Frozen. [x]

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indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

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cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

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anonymouscomrade:

dgtalronin:

opalmermaid:

faisdm:

chocolate-covered-portals:

airbenderedacted:

catchday:

Full-scale Portal turret

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

No.

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

"HEL-LO"

"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*

"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"

*sobbing*

I NEED 10000 OF THESE

Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies

I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts

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durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

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browningtons:

yungterra:

browningtons:

epic-cabinet:

browningtons:

I’m here to do taxes and mow the lawn

You have the glasses though… you might win this round..

The glasses help me see my bright future for the company.

*2013 tumblr jokester voice* you. come. now.

image

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mightypunana:

dialupmodem:

butthickey:

creativlog:

Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone

they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face

this is a good invention i wouldn’t want anyone to see the bandaid on my face i dont wanna look likea frickin nerd

could you put this on your nipples and pretend you don’t have any?

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pipatsu:

Tapio Rautavaara - Joka ilta kun lamppu sammuu

thanks for the tears

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ninpen:

Tools roundup

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